-> "Soundtrack for McDonald's Burger King Merge"
Original Song Title:
"When The Fool Becomes A King"
Parody Song Title:
"Soundtrack for McDonald's Burger King Merge"
The Lyrics
(sound of burgers frying on a grill, fading in louder and louder...)
With fast food you chose
There was always the top two
Back since the dawn of time
Yeah, everyone thought we'd all die
Eating this food since youth
There was always the top two
And Ronald The Clown was God
Yeah, everyone wants fast food now
Junk, junk, junk...
Eat what you want, get your burger fix
Yeah, you're loving it!
Two Big Macs for yourself
And a large order of fries
Quarter Pounder with cheese, get your burger fix
Yeah, I'm loving it!
Two Whoppers for yourself
And a large order of fries
Hail the Fry Guys, Hail the Fry Guys
The place that we know, the place that we know
For here or to go, for here or to go?
Go, go, go!
(2x)
Anyway, it seems that time has ticked away
And Ray Kroc fulfilled his mission well
We've simplified the treats, no more Supersize
Good food became the mission of our life
The best place for the fast food now?
The merge is gonna start today
The best place for fast food, get in line--
It's "McDonald's Burger King"! (tm)
La, la, la, la-la-la (continously)
Step right up, be happy again
Our new improved restaurants are for you
The servers are ready to ring you up
There will be wrong orders no longer!
We cook much better than ever before!
With all new menu items, you'll see!
The fries are up, you'll be happy again!
You will chow down like kings, you'll see we're proud!
McWhoppers on the buns, they're made just right!
In 16 days, we'll blow your mind!
Won't you just give it a try?
(2x)
You know the food is right...
On a sesame-seed BUUUUUUUUUNNN!
Service with a smile
Buuuuuuuuunnnnss!
Service with a smile! (Repeat, over...)
You deserve a break today!
So go ahead, come put your life in our hands!
Buuuuuuuuns! Service with a smile!
(4x, slowly decreading tempo)
COME IN TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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