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Song Parodies -> "Hey There Delilah"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

The Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Parody Written by:

Wynevra Prewett

The Lyrics

Well, it's just the perverted version xD and I'm a girl. I've left a couple of the original lyrics
Hey There Delilah
What's it like to have big titties ('cause I don't got none)
'Bout a thousand sizes bigger
But tonight you made guys horny
Yes you did
No one had grown them as big as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry 'bout your bra size
Show 'em to me and customize
I've give the style a little glisten
Close your eyes
It hurts a little, close your eyes
But I'm by your side

Oh, it looks like you have three (titties)
Oh, it looks like you have three
Oh, it looks like you have three
Oh, it looks like you have three
Looks like you have three

Hey there Delilah
For you, your walking gets so hard
But just believe me, girl
Walk sideways, and don't try to play guitar
And you'll feel good
You'll feel better, oh yes, you would
Oh, yes, you would

Hey there Delilah
Boys had looked at you today
Look and see them flock to you, girl
'Cause you take their breath away
Your tits grew tall
If they grew any bigger, you would fall
Oh yes, you'd fall

Oh, it looks like you have three (titties)
Oh, it looks like you have three
Oh, it looks like you have three
Oh, it looks like you have three

A thousand inches, very far
They've got bruises, scrapes, and scars
It's always hard when you're on your way
All the girls make fun of you
But the boys and I don't do because
We know
That they've never grew this way
Delilah, I can promise you
That when the boys and I get through
The world will ever be the same
And your's tits' to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good oh, won't you kiss me
I am lesbian and done with school
And I have hanging posters in my room
You'll know they all are pics of you
I can see you whenever I want to
Hey there Delilah, here's to you
This song's for you

Oh, it looks like you have three (titties)
Oh, it looks like you have three
Oh, it looks like you have three
Oh, it looks like you have three
Looks like you have three
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UnKnownVotress - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
< !!! >
Jellybean=) - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
YOU MADE MY DAY XD
chrizztangerine - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
oh dang O_O"
Wynevra Prewett - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
By the way, I am NOT lesbian.
kid - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
/applaud
Wynevra Prewett - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks for voting, everyone! you can keep on doing that =D and also check out my other parody "a murderer", the parody for "unfaithful" by rihanna. you can email wynevra@gmail.com to request songs
Wynevra Prewett - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
my new website link is http://wynevra.webs.com
UnknownVotress - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I always enjoy this ~OS~ . . . but this work is just not to my liking, sorry. . .

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