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Original Song Title:

"Santa Monica"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Theory Of A Dead Man

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Out On Song Name....."

Parody Written by:

Bryan Walsh

The Lyrics

First time was bored comments and suggestions welcome
She fills my bed with little red crabs
She thought I wouldn't notice
My minds made up, the drugs are gone
I think that she might have gave me the clap

That even if she thought it would last
Fuck why'd I tapped that ass?
My Dick will break and my ass will bleed
O it hurts to pee

And I remember the day when you sucked my Dick forever!
You left me with all your fucking diseases for everything
And I remember the time when you left your nasty herpes behind
I remember the day you told me its HIV!

It hurts to pee
Well every time I have to take a leak
It hurts like hell, the catodores gone,
And now i'm quarantined.

I know I won't be ok
O it hurts to pee today,
o and she says don't you wish you were gay like me.

And I remember the day when you fucked me in the butt hole
You left me to remain with more than just your fucking herpes!

And I remember the time when you left without telling me
That you had HIV......

I hoped for less than this!
I wish that I could piss!
I don't deserve all of this
But it just won't stop it just turned into AIDS!


I hoped for less than this!
I wish that I could piss!
I don't deserve all of this
But it just won't stop it just turned into AIDS!

And I remember the day when you slipped your Dick in my mouth!
you left me to remain with all the cum stains on my bed.
And I remember the time when you hit it from behind.
And I remember the day when you told me i'm screwed.

And I remember the day when you left the dirty needles behind,
You left me thinking why did I touch that fucking transvestite

And I remember the time when you told me its only AIDS
O I remember the day the doc told me its over

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