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Song Parodies -> "Bad Hair-Do"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Girlfriend"

Original Performer:

Theory of a Deadman

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Hair-Do"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

This is probably the worst hair-do in the history of do's... at least I hope so!
Verse 1: My hair-do’s unattractive
My hair-do’s become active
Hates lids, eats pigs
Filled with twigs, snatches kids
Get a trim, it bites at Mel
Try shampoo, it screams and yells
Dirty hair that I fear
An afro that’s out to here
Try curlers, or a brush
Try a cut, it’ll mess you up!
No one’s really guessed
If it’s heinous or possessed
So I’ll go and get the steel shears tonight

Chorus: It starts to smell like ass
It’s starting to grow weeds
I think that it is strange
Cuz I didn’t plant those seeds
I’d like to shave it down
It takes buzzers from you
You know what it is, no doubt about it
It’s a bad, bad hair-do

Verse 2: At rise, after night
Slight incline, to one side
Once I saw it, kill a guy
Get it wet, it multiplies
No one’s really seen
How it’s got to be so mean
But I’ll bet it could beat you in a fight
I say no one take a chance
‘Less you like an ambulance
I don’t wanna get a look at that site

Chorus: The same color as grass
That color would be green
So social is my hair
That it joined a soccer team
In movies I sit down, and it obstructs your view
You know what it is, no doubt about it
It’s a bad, bad hair-do

Bridge: It sure takes so long to brush it out
But does it make it gross that is covers my mouth?
(Covers my mouth)
My hair-do’s unattractive
My hair-do’s become active

Verse 3: It’s a bad bowser, vermin houser
Comb it over, worry rouser
Can’t fit in cars, like a Porsche
Want it gone, get the blowtorch
Look around and all I see
More crap than the Crucible
Man, this hair’s unbearable
The problem it’s invincible!

Chorus: It gets stuck in the door
When I walk out my house
One night I combed my hair
And I found a baby mouse
I bought it it’s own seat
For trips to Cameroon
You know what it is, no doubt about it
It’s a bad, bad hair-do
It’s a bad, bad hair-do
It’s a bad, bad hair-do
June 6, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Porfle Popnecker - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I'd write a better comment but I'm having a bad head day.
Agrimorfee - March 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Randomly weird in a good way...it sorta grew on me (yuk yuk). Sorta the Chuck Norris Joke of Bad Hair Parodies, if you follow what I'm getting here. Pronunciation Police: Porsche is pronounced "porsh-a", Yer gonna have to blowtorch-a that line, sad to say.
Matthias - March 30, 2014 - Report this comment
I have a friend who's hair is pretty much this parody. The thing is simply a monster and it wants so destroy us all!
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) And I thought my hair was bad with its six million knots. Bizarre yet brilliant, 555!
Jeff Reuben - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Bad hair songs...hair today gone the next!
Max Power - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment
I have a bad day in general, wish it's just a bad hair. The parody however isn't so bad.
Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Not bad, there were a few pacing issues for me, but I loved the Porsche/blowtorch line (no matter the pronunciation haha). Love the OS, nice work!

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