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Song Parodies -> "Quit That"

Original Song Title:

"Hit That"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Quit That"

Parody Written by:

D-Mon

The Lyrics

people are always telling you to stop doing things, usually for good reasons.
Verse 1: Twelve hour car ride
Out to Cleveland
My sister’s sleeping
Since mile ten
This ride is boring
Let’s have some fun
Messed with my sister
Man that was dumb

Chorus: She’s saying
“I was asleep, you bratty little creep”
I’ve done it this time
I’m in real deep
She’s saying
“Now you will die”
And then she makes me cry
Our parents say to quit that!
Our parents say to quit that! Quit that!
Pun-ches flying like a kung-fu flick
Then she went and punched me in my stick
I deserve it
I deserved that though
Oh, oh, oh

Verse 2: Was playing baseball
With my best friend
I threw a fastball
That’s not the end
He hit a window
And then he ran
He left me standing there
With the bat in my hand

Chorus: I’m saying
“It wasn’t me”
“It was my friend Freddy”
Where is he now though?
He took off through the creek
I’m saying
“Please sir I swear”
He really doesn’t care
He told me I should quit that!
He told me I should quit that! Quit that!
Man my neighbor’s getting real upset
Just how much worse could it really get?
Now I got to…
Now I got to pay
Hey, hey, hey

Bridge: While in math class
Spittin’ wads
At this kid named Steve
Cuz why not?
After all, he is such a geek
Then it all stopped
All at once
Guess he wasn’t weak
Then he starts shouting
Loud things he’s spouting

Chorus: He says
“Stop doing that”
“Or I will kick your ass!”
His glasses fogging
Right during class
He’s saying
“I’m here to learn”
“That’s what we all should yearn”
“So if you would please quit that!”
“So if you would please quit that! Quit that!”
All the class is staring at me now
The tide has turned and I don’t know how
That’s the way it
That’s the way things go
July 10, 2011

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Abbott Skelding - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Great work! I totally forgot how good the OS is and you matched it really well! Nice job!
Blaydeman - July 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Haha! That's what Mom and Dad are always tellin' you, but that's just because you whine ALL THE TIME!!! LOL! Good job here bro, really liked the verse about our sister, cuz frankly, she has it coming sometimes HA!
Max Power - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Kids these days, lol!
Mark Scotti - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) If you don't stop that, I'm going to come back there and give you fives!
bobpiecheese - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Definitely an interesting idea, and a pretty good execution of that idea, I just think it could've used a little bit of polishing, IMO. 555 for you, sir!
Agrimorfee - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) How much of this was true life events? A little more extreme situations could have put this over the top funny-wise.
Below Average Dave - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Love the original song, it was good D-Mon, I didn't get huge laughs out of it, but I still liked it. . .I think Agri hit the nail on the head with "more extreme situations"
Matthias - July 31, 2011 - Report this comment
I loved the reference to Cleveland (my home city!). This feels like it could have been a true story which makes it very interesting.

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