Song Parodies -> My Mop and Pail
| Original Song Title: | "Race Against Myself" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Mop and Pail" |
| Parody Written by: | Marianne E. B. Markham |
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It's my job
It's for me
Nothing can come this easy
All the floors are so dirty
I've cleaned as fast
As I can run
I've pushed harder than everyone
Oh, those pirates are picky!
"Scrub that floor!"-I sweep as hard as I can
"Clean those stains!"-I've taken all I can stand
Spick and span-There is no better place than
My mop and pail
My mop and pail, yeah
Burning out
Arms are sore
I live, eat, sleep on wooden floors
My floating world is half hearted
For my pain
I have none
And the morning light has come
Now I'm back where I started!
"Clean the deck!"-I've gone as far as I can
Wet my mop- I've taken all I can stand
Floor shiny- No one does better than me,
My mop and pail
My mop and pail, yeah
Whooooooa....
Whooooooooooa!!
Not a germ- can ever escape from me
Not a clot- of dirt that scalywags see
Don't ever, ever try to replace
My mop and pail!
My mop and pail, yeah!
My mop and pail...
It's for me
Nothing can come this easy
All the floors are so dirty
I've cleaned as fast
As I can run
I've pushed harder than everyone
Oh, those pirates are picky!
"Scrub that floor!"-I sweep as hard as I can
"Clean those stains!"-I've taken all I can stand
Spick and span-There is no better place than
My mop and pail
My mop and pail, yeah
Burning out
Arms are sore
I live, eat, sleep on wooden floors
My floating world is half hearted
For my pain
I have none
And the morning light has come
Now I'm back where I started!
"Clean the deck!"-I've gone as far as I can
Wet my mop- I've taken all I can stand
Floor shiny- No one does better than me,
My mop and pail
My mop and pail, yeah
Whooooooa....
Whooooooooooa!!
Not a germ- can ever escape from me
Not a clot- of dirt that scalywags see
Don't ever, ever try to replace
My mop and pail!
My mop and pail, yeah!
My mop and pail...
2004 by Marianne Markham
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This parody is great. Just like anything associated with The Offspring. Good job Marianne good job! i was laughin thruout the whole song *thumbs up*
Great parody, just like anything associated with The Offspring. Good job Marianne i was laughin thruout the whole thing. Great pacing and everything. You are my hero :) *thumbs up*
lol, you didn't have to post that comment twice Joel. Once is good enough. And thanks a lot for it!
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