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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Hit That"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Cat"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

I have two young female cats that are currently a little over 6 months old as I'm typing this. Angel and Peppy. This is about Angel, who's not as naughty as this song is, but it's more of a what if thing. Sometimes she can be pretty naughty. And Peppy's gained some weight, so Angel causes a little more trouble once in a while out of both of them. And sometimes I think "maybe her name should be Satan" whenever she goes really naughty. Hence what's in the bridge. One more note, i used the "hey" in the choruses as if I were being interrupted, to be on the creative side.
Don't scratch the sofa!
Don't scratch the floor!
No, not the boxes!
They are not yours.
Please leave my shoes out
Beside the door.
What do you think those, toy mice are for?!

I caught you!
You're on the run!
Oh, scolding is no fun.
Your sister Peppy-she is my favorite one!
I'm chasing you on a run!
Oh, scolding is no fun!
You really are a bad cat!
You really are a bad cat, bad cat!
Every now and then you're in trouble!
Be a good kitty for once now-HEY!!
Off the table!
Off the table you goooo!!
'ey! 'ey! 'ey!

What was innocence, is now a hell.
You're climbing up on, all the bookshelves!
I wonder what I'm, suppossed to do.
You're inside the fridge eating my food!

I'm sayin' you are no good!
Not doing what you should!
Inside my house now, you need to know the rules!
I'm sayin' you are no good!
Not doing what you should!
You really are a bad cat!
You really are a bad cat, bad cat!
No normal cat is such a pain.
Why can't you be like your sister-HEY!!
Off the table!!
Off the table you goooo!!
'ey! 'ey! 'ey!

Your name's Angel
But it should be changed to "Satan."
You must be dumb!
Not listening to anything I say!
And it don't stop!
You must go to some other house.
When Peppy is fatter
You're getting badder!

I caught you!
You're on the run!
Oh, scolding is no fun.
Your sister Peppy-she is my favorite one!
I'm chasing you on a run!
Oh, scolding is no fun!
You really are a bad cat!
You really are a bad cat, bad cat!
Every now and then you're in trouble!
Be a good kitty for once now-HEY!!
Off the table!
Off the table you goooo!!

2004 by Marianne E. B. Markham

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raddog - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is absolutely funny! It kinda reminds me of Garfield.

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