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Song Parodies -> "Worst Hang Glider Ever"

Original Song Title:

"Worst Hangover Ever"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Worst Hang Glider Ever"

Parody Written by:

Danpjames

The Lyrics

Went out gliding one morning I had a blast
How was I to know that the fun wouldn't last?

(whoah)

I got the worst hang glider ever
There's more holes in it than Swiss cheese
Now as I'm falling I hope someone would rescue me

(babadabababa babadabababa)

Now I feel much better
Out the hospital bed
Won't hang glide anymore
But ill sky dive instead

(Whoah)

I got the worst parachute ever
My bag is full of bricks and cement
When I hit the ground
I hope it doesn't leave a dent

(babadabababa babadabababa)

Why it happens to me?
I guess will be a mystery
I keep falling faster, Now I hit the ground

Ambulance please!
Ambulance please!
Ambulance please!
Ambulance please!

I'm in the worst ambulance ever
It's sliding and crashed on the freeway
Things go wrong and I guess this just isn't my day
I guess this just isn't my day
This really just isn't my day
Why'd it happen on my birthday?
I guess this just isn't my day.

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Rick D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but great title and idea.
Marianne E. B. Markham - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody! "Ambulance please! Ambulance please!" lmao... yeah that got a good chuckle outta me.

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