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Song Parodies -> "(Can't Get My) Belt Around Me"

Original Song Title:

"(Can't Get My) Head Around You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"(Can't Get My) Belt Around Me"

Parody Written by:

Danpjames

The Lyrics

Christmas time has passed and the eating went on and on
Now I'm getting dressed, but I cant get my trousers on
Even though I try, I can't get my belt around me

Someone passed me food and I couldn't control myself
Now the doctors say they are worried about my health
Even though I try, I just cant help but eat and eat
I cant even see my own feet

No more big macs (Diet, Diet, Diet, Diet)
No more big snacks (Diet, Diet, Diet)

It seems all the clothes that I had, don't fit anymore
Sometimes I struggle, just to get in though the front door
Diets worth a try, but I can't give up KFC
Can't get my belt around me

Life's just not fair (Diet, Diet, Diet, Diet)
Stuck in this chair (Diet, Diet, Diet)

I would be skinny, if I could have things my own way
But it doesn't help when I have 16 meals a day
I've tried everything, There's really nothing more I can do

Belly's getting wider (Yeaah)
Trousers getting tighter (Yeaah)

I think you should know
Diet is just 'Die' with a 'T'
Can't get my belt around me
Can't get my belt around me
Can't get my belt around me
Can't get my belt around me

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Marianne E. B. Markham - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I also have seen "Win That", but it's not as funny as this one! haha, awesome parody. Check out some of my works, and just wait for "Just Gum" something I wrote at work today, out of Hoobastank's "Just One". I'll put that up tomorrow. I also did "Same Gas Station" out of "Same Direction", but that will be up another time. ;-)

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