Song Parodies -> Avril Lavigne
| Original Song Title: | "Self Esteem" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Avril Lavigne" |
| Parody Written by: | crazyandinsane |
this parody is about how much i hate avril! she sucks, this is a true experience. my friend dragged me to a dance where they only played avril and other pop-punkers, mostly avril. it sucked!
i heard her song for the tenth time today
her dreadful voice is coming my way
changed the station, i lost my mind.
cause non-avril stations are so hard to find.
I know I should just turn it off.
But I enjoy music that isnt fake punk
I know I should just leave.
I guess I should cause they're just playing avril lavigne!
oh yeah!
music's giving me a weird look on my face.
because they're playing avril at this place.
This little poser really has go to go.
When will she go away and die? I really don't know!
oh Yeah!
Still playing her! What the hell am I gonna do?
Then I wonder if they'll play more of her next.
If they do I'll scream! She sounds like she's got a disease,
and they don't have any cure for it yet!
Well I guess, I'll try do ditch this dance, screw all my friends and that other hot guy
The more I suffer, the more they play avril lavigne!
Right? Yeah!
Started as just a little hit.
she spreaded til I had to admit,
she was the next big thing
she made pop punk the "king"
she made real punk die and made me wanna cry
I know that she's still young, and in the spotlight sticking out that f***ing tongue!
you say don't bother, she will not die. now i'm just a sucker hating avril lavigne!
oh yeah!
Still playing her! What the hell am I gonna do?
Then I wonder if they'll play more of her next.
If they do I'll scream! She sounds like she's got a disease,
and they don't have any cure for it yet!
Well I guess, I'll try do ditch this dance, screw all my friends and that other hot guy
The more I suffer, the more they play avril lavigne!
Right? Yeah!
her dreadful voice is coming my way
changed the station, i lost my mind.
cause non-avril stations are so hard to find.
I know I should just turn it off.
But I enjoy music that isnt fake punk
I know I should just leave.
I guess I should cause they're just playing avril lavigne!
oh yeah!
music's giving me a weird look on my face.
because they're playing avril at this place.
This little poser really has go to go.
When will she go away and die? I really don't know!
oh Yeah!
Still playing her! What the hell am I gonna do?
Then I wonder if they'll play more of her next.
If they do I'll scream! She sounds like she's got a disease,
and they don't have any cure for it yet!
Well I guess, I'll try do ditch this dance, screw all my friends and that other hot guy
The more I suffer, the more they play avril lavigne!
Right? Yeah!
Started as just a little hit.
she spreaded til I had to admit,
she was the next big thing
she made pop punk the "king"
she made real punk die and made me wanna cry
I know that she's still young, and in the spotlight sticking out that f***ing tongue!
you say don't bother, she will not die. now i'm just a sucker hating avril lavigne!
oh yeah!
Still playing her! What the hell am I gonna do?
Then I wonder if they'll play more of her next.
If they do I'll scream! She sounds like she's got a disease,
and they don't have any cure for it yet!
Well I guess, I'll try do ditch this dance, screw all my friends and that other hot guy
The more I suffer, the more they play avril lavigne!
Right? Yeah!
just to make sense, the first verse was in the car on the way there, and the i should just leave was because the driver was having trouble looking for parking and i should have said i would meet them at the dance. and the sticking out her tongue means those stupid little poses she makes in pictures.
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If you don't like her, watch out for Fefe Dobson LOL
otma sou do brasil
u knoe wut i think u sux and that u should get a fukin life k??? asshole wut kinda shit are u...some ppl need help
I think it was funny, but the pacing needs a little work.
u r the one who suck loser!!!!
hilarious! avril sucks!
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