If I had a machine gun
I would shoot people in the bum
Load the gun and then let loose
Yeah

Then I'd meet up with my friends
Head out and rob a bank
We would make our getaway

Now excitement seems to grow
When we steal a bus or coach
When we're speeding or when we go to poach
Now it's cool to rob a store
Throught the store clerk on the floor
Take the money and run out the door
Operation is in sight
And the till is open wide
When you grab it then you know you're still alive
If the cops don't make you pay
And you make your getaway
Then you know
That's one fine day

On that day before we're through
We could torch a car or two
Then have ourselves a liquor store
Yeah

Police cars and batons
That's the real game that's on
If we then we are gone

I believe it's my god-given right
To steal everything in my sight
Cause it never gets dull, it never gets old
The only thing it gets is more bold
Stealin', fightin', hijacking a plane
In our world then that's a bit tame
If you're asking me
To have it my way, I'd say that's
One fine day