My style of shopping
Is pretty flash
Five-finger discounts
Conserve my cash

Don't need no wallet
No credit card
I've got a system
Life isn't hard

Because if you see me go
Into a store you know
Look at the check-out
And I won't show

I guess I'm that kinda guy
If something's caught my eye
You know I'm gonna nick that
You know I'm gonna nick that, nick that

Every day I'm on a stealing spree
Consequences never frighten me
It's the greatest way to shop I know
Free, free, free

Why do they put things
Out on those shelves
If they don't want us
To help ourselves?

I can't stop stealing
It's like a drug
Why, just today I swiped an Oriental rug

You know I'm just having fun
Not hurting anyone
My thieving rampage
Has only just begun

I don't care how cheap the price
If I see something nice
You know I'm gonna nick that
You know I'm gonna nick that, nick that

Supermarkets are a breeze today
Stuff my pockets then I sneak away
It's the greatest way to shop I know
Hey, hey, hey

Well, I've worked out
(Bought or stole, really all the same)
So chill out
(After all, life is just a game)
If there's still doubt
(Is it wrong? Should I be ashamed?)
Well, no point in lyin'
There's no denyin'

That if you see me go
Into a store you know
Look at the check-out
Won't see me show

I guess I'm that kinda guy
If something's caught my eye
You know I'm gonna nick that
You know I'm gonna nick that, nick that

Every day I'm on a stealing spree
Consequences never frighten me
It's the greatest way to shop I know