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Song Parodies -> "Kit Kat"

Original Song Title:

"Hit That"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Kit Kat"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Hopefully I was the first to think of this one! Can't wait to parody the rest of the new album.
Cookies of Fortune
Don't break the same
She had to get out
Her pocket change
She had a craving
For something fun
But then she went and
Bought the last one!

And I said "I'm having lunch
A sandwich and some punch
I need some chocolate
Not Crispy Crunch"
I'm sayin' "I'm having lunch
A sandwich and some punch"
You know I wanna eat that
You know I wanna eat that Kit Kat

No more Coffee Crisp or Oh Henry
Reese's Peices aren't enough for me
Kat's my fav'
Kat's my favorite though
Break-break-break

A cookie wafer
A chocolate shell
Stuck in the vending
Machine from Hell
I tried to shake it
It wouldn't budge
If it keeps messin' with me
I'll turn it to fudge!

I'm sayin "Give me a break!"
A dollar's hard to make
I don't want Time Out,
A Wonderbar or Flake,
I'm sayin "Give me a break!"
Or else some chocolate cake
You know I wanna eat that
You know I wanna eat that Kit Kat

No more Coffee Crisp or Oh Henry
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, no way!
Kat's my fav'
Kat's my favorite though
Break-break-break

Well a KIT KAT's broken up
That's its claim to fame
So WHY NOT give me one?
Live up to it's name
If you DON'T STOP eatin' up
I'll put you to shame cuz'
The more you try it
You'll have to diet!

I said "I'm having lunch
Don't want no Crispy Crunch
I need some chocolate
I'll buy a bunch"
I'm sayin' "I'm having lunch
A sandwich and some punch"
You know I wanna eat that
You know I wanna eat that Kit Kat

No more Coffee Crisp or Oh Henry
Reese's Peices aren't enough for me
Kat's my fav'
Kat's my favorite though

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Bob O'Mara - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Ya, nice parody! I thought there were a few spots where it didn't match the original, but I only heard the song a few times, so I couldn't judge. Besides, I know how much of an Offspring fan you are, so you're probably right, neways. Great stuff!
Unnatural Disaster - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Same as above. check out Big Mac.

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