-> "She's Suicidal"
Original Song Title:
"She's Got Issues" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Parody Written by:
Elf The Newfie
I'm seein this girl and she puts me out of my mind.
She's my baggage because she wants suicide.
We talk about our problems and i dont mind a bit.
I try to be sensitive but she's still trying the shit.
Oh man, she's suicidal.
Is she gonna die?
We're all to be victims.
Now i know she'll do something
If she's left by herself.
And i know she's gonna commit
If that knife stays on her shelf.
Oh man, what can i do?
Tell me what's wrong.
She will be a victim
And it will be the fault of me.
Sandy, no you're not messed up.
Your peers will make your life a chore.
Do us all a big favor.
Throw that knife outside the door!
Now she talks about her friend sometimes, but thats okay
But then she gets really down
Just because he's gay
You told me a couple of times how your dad wished you were a son
And then you become really depressed
And wish that you were one
Oh man, she's my girlfriend
And she is so great
She will be the victem
But so will everyone else
My god, suicidal!
We're all gonna pay...
If you think i'm unfaithful
Then why do you love me at all?
Sandy please do not do it
If you do i'll take the fall.
I know i'm not worth it
Staying with me is a chore
But if it gets too bad.
Dont end up in puddle on the floor.
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