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Song Parodies -> "Keep It 'Frigerated"

Original Song Title:

"Come Out and Play"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Keep It 'Frigerated"

Parody Written by:

Polka Person

The Lyrics

You gotta keep it 'frigerated

I left it out on the counter
Instead of in the deep freeze
This morning when I found it
It was all moldy and green
THings like steak you should never leave out
It'll grow mold in less than an hour
If you forget to put it in the fridge
You gotta pack it up, pack it up, pack it up

{Hey! Man, you molding up on me?
Throw it out
You gotta keep it 'frigerated
Hey! Man, you rotting out on me?
THrow it out
You gotta keep it 'frigerated
Hey! If you don't mind
That three-month-old brown stuff I'd rather leave behind
Hey! Refrigerate!}

Too much time on the coutner
It's already too late
It goes to the trash, been out all day
Gotta throw it out, man what a waste
It goes down same as a thousand before
I'm out of meat
Gotta run to the store
A never ending spree of perishable food waste
It's kinda rottin' up, rottin' up, rottin' up

{Hey! Man, it's all moldy and green
Throw it out
You gotta keep it 'frigerated
Hey! Man, it's a crawling spleen!
Throw it out
You gotta get that thing sedated
Hey, before you dine
If it's in the fridge then it'll be just fine
Hey, refrigerate!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I struggled with the pacing a bit, but thought it was funny
Jonathan S. - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Rats. I had the same song idea (Keep Refrigerated), but someone beat me to it. Anyway, good job! The only place where I noticed any pacing problems was the "crawling spleen" line. Again, good job! Here's another triple-5, Polka Person!

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