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Song Parodies -> "Want You Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Want You Bad"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Want You Fat"

Parody Written by:

Fatsam and YASMR

The Lyrics

If you could only read my mind
You would know that things between us
Ain't right
I know your arms are open wide
But you're a little on the slim side
I can't lie

Your not dim
but you're to slim
Come around now can't you see

I want you
To eat lots of food
I want you fat

Eat sweets
Fatty meats
Want you to be fat

If you could only read my mind
You would know that I've been waiting
So long
For someone almost like you
But with chubbyness, I'm waiting So come on

Chuck out the fat free
Replace it with Ice Cream
Come around now can't you see

I want you
Eating Vindaloo
I want you fat

Don't exercise
Eat porkpies
I want you fat

Don't get me wrong
I know you're like being slim
But that's what's wrong
I guess I'm just a bit dim

I want you
Eating lots of food
I want you fat

Don't work out
Use your mouth
I want you fat

I mean it
I need it
I want you fat

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