Song Parodies -> Christmas Day
| Original Song Title: | "One Fine Day" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Christmas Day" |
| Parody Written by: | DarkJon64 |
If I had my Christmas day
I would ride in Santa's sleigh
Open up the sack and grab some cool toys,
Yeah.
Then I'd meet up with the elves
Sing a little Jingle Bells
I don't really care how cold it is, is, 1 2 3!
Now we're flying through the snow
Santa yelling "Ho Ho Ho!"
When we're chillin', Jack Frost nipping at our toes
The North Pole is cool to see
Flyin' round on Christmas Eve
Get some home made chocolate chip cookies
Now the sky is painted white
On this cold and Winter's night
We're exclaiming as we're driving out of sight
If the stockings look OK
And it's time to get away
Then you know
That it's a Christmas day
And to every house we flew
Lots of toys and Santa too
On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Yeah
Children nestled in their beds
With Playstations in their heads
Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen! Yeah!
1,2,3!
Now we're flying through the snow
Santa yelling "Ho Ho Ho!"
When we're chillin', Jack Frost nipping at our toes
The North Pole is cool to see
Flyin' round on Christmas Eve
Get some home made chocolate chip cookies
Now the sky is painted white
On this cold and Winter's night
We're exclaiming as we're driving out of sight
If the stockings look OK
And it's time to get away
Then you know
That it's a Christmas day
I believe it's a god-given night
But there's so many houses in sight
Cause it never gets dull, it only gets cold
But Santa Clause, he doesn't get old
Whistle, thistle, flying out of sight
When he's done he will give a 'Good Night'
If you're asking me
Why I'm in a sleigh, I'd say it's
Christmas Day.
Now we're flying through the snow
Santa yelling "Ho Ho Ho!"
When we're chillin', Jack Frost nipping at our toes
The North Pole is cool to see
Flyin' round on Christmas Eve
Get some home made chocolate chip cookies
Now the sky is painted white
On this cold and Winter's night
We're exclaiming as we're driving out of sight
If the stockings look OK
And it's time to get away
Then you know
That it's a Christmas day
I would ride in Santa's sleigh
Open up the sack and grab some cool toys,
Yeah.
Then I'd meet up with the elves
Sing a little Jingle Bells
I don't really care how cold it is, is, 1 2 3!
Now we're flying through the snow
Santa yelling "Ho Ho Ho!"
When we're chillin', Jack Frost nipping at our toes
The North Pole is cool to see
Flyin' round on Christmas Eve
Get some home made chocolate chip cookies
Now the sky is painted white
On this cold and Winter's night
We're exclaiming as we're driving out of sight
If the stockings look OK
And it's time to get away
Then you know
That it's a Christmas day
And to every house we flew
Lots of toys and Santa too
On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Yeah
Children nestled in their beds
With Playstations in their heads
Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen! Yeah!
1,2,3!
Now we're flying through the snow
Santa yelling "Ho Ho Ho!"
When we're chillin', Jack Frost nipping at our toes
The North Pole is cool to see
Flyin' round on Christmas Eve
Get some home made chocolate chip cookies
Now the sky is painted white
On this cold and Winter's night
We're exclaiming as we're driving out of sight
If the stockings look OK
And it's time to get away
Then you know
That it's a Christmas day
I believe it's a god-given night
But there's so many houses in sight
Cause it never gets dull, it only gets cold
But Santa Clause, he doesn't get old
Whistle, thistle, flying out of sight
When he's done he will give a 'Good Night'
If you're asking me
Why I'm in a sleigh, I'd say it's
Christmas Day.
Now we're flying through the snow
Santa yelling "Ho Ho Ho!"
When we're chillin', Jack Frost nipping at our toes
The North Pole is cool to see
Flyin' round on Christmas Eve
Get some home made chocolate chip cookies
Now the sky is painted white
On this cold and Winter's night
We're exclaiming as we're driving out of sight
If the stockings look OK
And it's time to get away
Then you know
That it's a Christmas day
Jonny_Marko@hotmail.com
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LOL thats the best offspring parody i've ever read. Its 10 times better than mine. Good job, 5's
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