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Song Parodies -> "Professional Wrestler"

Original Song Title:

"Original Prankster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Professional Wrestler"

Parody Written by:

YASMR

The Lyrics

When the fighting starts
Ding Ding
There goes the bell
Smack Smack
Clothesline from hell
Lost Lost
You don't really mind
Because next week
You will fight Mankind

Jim Ross
Says you fight like a girl
Table
Thats were he'll get hurled
That's fun
But it didn't really hurt
Just like when
When you powerbombed kurt

Chorus
Hit people with chairs, it's fun you know
Get thrown off a cage, but it's fake though
Use a baseball bat, on the Big Show
You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gonna
Fake injury - professional wrestler
Fake it yeah - professional yeah
Fake injury - professional wrestler
You gotta lose now, lose now
That's what Vince McMahon says

You know you get hit hard
Goddamn
Tag team the double header
Smash Blam
In 30 seconds you'll be better
Win matches
With style and class
Cause when you fight
You gotta pretend to kick ass

Lies, lies
You say you're tough
Fake, Fake
It's all one big bluff
No way
None of this is true
Well he'll see there comes a day
When someone really hits you

Chorus

Wow Wow
You get lots of money
Bucks Bucks
You must think it funny
Oh Yeah
Get lots of honey's

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