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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly For A Leafs Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A Leafs Guy"

Parody Written by:

TuckerFan16

The Lyrics

Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
And all the fan girls say I'm pretty fly
For a Leafs guy

Toronto had a fair share of wingers in the past
Some of them had talent, and some just didn't last
Well, Darcy Tucker's skillful, he knows he's real hot
Despite first-line potential, the captain he is not

So don't debate, cuz Tucker's great
He knows Toronto is the place he's gonna stay
Gotta have the moves, stay in the groove
And make the play, and make the play
Because if he waits the goal will come too late
And the fans in the arena will whine that they lost the game
Our team needs one of them so
Hey hey do that Leafy thing

Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
And all the fan girls say I'm pretty fly
For a Leafs guy

Our Tucker is a sniper, he's our enforcer too
And if the Leafs are losing, he'll help the team pull through
He can get all the women, we're jealous of his wife
Us girls who are 16 years old, I think we need a life

On each game night, he's gonna win his fight
He never drops the gloves unless his reason would be right
Gotta play his role, protect his goal
Take one for the team, take one for the team
If he doesn't score, someone else will do more
Yet you'd still see him walking through the sin bin door
Our team needs one of them so
Hey hey do that Leafy thing

The Leafs fans in Toronto, we're aiming for the Cup
With players like our Darcy, we know we've got enough
Our boys in blue have talent, our goaltender's got skill
If we're up against a challenge, the other team we'll kill

Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
Pass it to me, baby (uhuh uhuh)
"Tucker's got the puck, shoots, and scores!"

So watch the game, the Leafs aren't lame
The ACC is packed with fans who are slightly insane
Have to love this night, support the blue and white
Let's start a cheer for our Leafs here
We're gonna be the best, forget about the rest
We're gonna overtake the East and then defeat the West
So grab your hockey stick
Steal the puck and make a play real quick
Let's grab that hockey stick and
Hey hey do that Leafy thing

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