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Song Parodies -> "Dammit! I Gained Again"

Original Song Title:

"Dammit! I Changed Again"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Dammit! I Gained Again"

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The Lyrics

I ate junkfood
While I sat here so depressed
Wasting my precious time
That I could be using for my friends

Today I ate a cake
Gimme your chips
Or I'll steal your Pepsi

Tried to lose
The excess pounds
My goodness
Dammit! I gained again

I don't wanna
See a stupid therapist
Can't stand to feel this way
The girl in the fat suit, it
Don't matter anymore
Why can't I be damn skinny
Like a supermodel, uh-huh
(Can't stand to feel this way)
When nothing's changed about my weight

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