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Song Parodies -> "Want You Borg"

Original Song Title:

"Want You Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Want You Borg"

Parody Written by:

Two-Faced Goblin

The Lyrics

It's based on the movie STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT, when the Borg Queen wants Captain Jean-Luc Picard to rejoin the Borg.
If you could only hear our song,
You would know that resistance is futile.
Diplomatic arms are open wide,
But you're a little on the human side, I can't lie.

Your residual,
Is you're individual.
Come around now,
Can't you see...

I want you,
With metal tubes,
I want you Borg.
Complete me,
Assimilate me,
I want you to be Borg, Borg, Borg, Borg, Borg.

If you could only hear our song,
You would know that I feel waited, so long.
Someone almost just like you,
But with no attitude, I've waited,
So come on.

Get out of Starfleet,
Come and join our fleet,
Come around, now, can you see...

I want you,
In a metal suit,
I want you Borg.
Complicated,
Assimilated,
I want you Borg, Borg, Borg, Borg, Borg.

Don't get me wrong,
I know you want to keep your head.
But if that's what's wrong,
I guess I'll go for Data instead...

I want you,
With metal tubes,
I want you Borg.
Complicated,
Assimilated,
I want you Borg.
I mean it,
I need it,
I want you Borg, Borg, Borg, Borg, Borg.
Borg, resistance is futile.

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