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Song Parodies -> "Original Star Trek"

Original Song Title:

"Original Prankster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Original Star Trek"

Parody Written by:

Parapsyche

The Lyrics

Until the mission's done
Five Five
Years on the newest starship
Lies Lies
Turned out to be a bad trip
Toys Toys
All the newest guns
Don't really seem to do much
When we're overrun

Kirk Kirk
Hits on the ugly bimbo
Jerk Jerk
Gets one in every show
Bones Bones
Says I got the runs
Better stay in the sick bay
Don't infect no one

Explore new worlds � for more things to kill
Seek out new life � gee, it's such a thrill
Explore new worlds � for more things to kill
You've gotta keep your shields up through it all
You gotta
Beam up, Scotty � Original Star Trek
Beam up, yeah � Original, yeah
Beam up, Scotty � Original Star Trek
You never give up, give up
That's what the captain say

You know that Spock's a drip
God Damn
Could he be any lamer?
Klingons
Should be a little tamer
This sucks
They're starting to attack
But the Enterprise gets through
Without one scratch

My my
Something's wrong with the transporter
Last week
Same thing happened but for shorter
By and by,
Make a special patch
That'll fix the damn machine
Just like that, yeah

Explore new worlds � for more things to kill
Seek out new life � gee, it's such a thrill
Explore new worlds � for more things to kill
You've gotta keep your shields up through it all
You gotta
Beam up, Scotty � Original Star Trek
Beam up, yeah � Original, yeah
Beam up, Scotty � Original Star Trek
You never give up, give up
That's what the captain say

Hey Hey
What good am I for?
To To
Fix up the warp core
Hey Hey
What good am I for?
To To
Fix up the warp core

No No
Can't take it no more
No No
Can't take it no more
No No
Can't take it no more
The dilithium is gone
And there ain't no more, yeah

Explore new worlds � for more things to kill
Seek out new life � gee, it's such a thrill
Explore new worlds � for more things to kill
You've gotta keep your shields up through it all
You gotta
Beam up, Scotty � Original Star Trek
Beam up, yeah � Original, yeah
Beam up, Scotty � Original Star Trek
You never give up, give up
Give up, give up
That's what the captain say
I'd like to dedicate it to all my friends: Tamia, Kyle, Peter, Patrick, Cameron, Andrew, Joel and Damik.

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