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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly (For A Water Boy)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For A Water Boy)"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

uutin gleeben drinkit swallow
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
And all the girlies say im pretty fly for a water boy
8,9,10,11,12 glasses a day
You know its kind of hard just
to realize today
That water is much better
than sprite or gatorade
Hey may not have a clue
and he may not be cool
but if he gets real thirsty
he jumps into a pool
So dont debate
It's in liquid state
He always drinks it when he goes out on a date
And if he's feelin' nice
he's gonna make some ice
but not today
no not today
just say "I'm thirsty here"
and he'll kick into gear
he'll bring you lots of water
just be glad it wasnt beer
the world loves water boys yeah
hey hey do that water thing
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
And all the girlies say im pretty fly for a water boy
He needs some water now
not just any will suffice
They only had ice cubes so he had to melt some ice
now looking in his freezer he sees ice cubes as he pass
but if he puts them in the oven they will turn into a gas
So dont debate
It's in liquid state
He always drinks it when he goes out on a date
And if he's feelin' nice
he's gonna make some ice
but not today
no not today
just say "I'm thirsty here"
and he'll kick into gear
he'll bring you lots of water
just be glad it wasnt beer
the world loves water boys yeah
hey hey do that water thing
now he's gettin a filter yeah
he's gettin it clean
he just got hired to be
the water boy for the queen
they say he's working to hard
and he's not all there
but in his own mind hes a- HE'S A PEAR!!!!!
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
I'm so thirsty, baby
uh huh uh huh
8,9,10,11,12 glasses a day
So dont debate
It's in liquid state
He always drinks it when he goes out on a date
And if he's feelin' nice
he's gonna make some ice
but not today
no not today
just say "I'm thirsty here"
and he'll kick into gear
he'll bring you lots of water
just be glad it wasnt beer
the world loves water boys yeah
the world needs more water boys yeah
lets get some more water boys and
hey hey do that water thing!

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