Ten in the evening and I gotta rent something
But I just cant decide
Too many choices in the DVD section
I just grabbed 'Jekyll and Hyde'

I sold my VCR right away
Now I'm gonna watch DVDs every day
I've been up since last saturday
better stay outta my way

My screen is wide
VHS just died
The definition's high
VHS just died,
back in '95
My screen is wide
VHS just died
My screen is wide

early in the morning and the video store's full
like it's all mine
try to rent a new DVD record
But all I have is a 5
Surround Sound
adds a fright
I turn my volume knob all the way to the right
I plug the S-Cable in the back of the TV
At least I got the newest NTSC!

VHS has lines going up the screen
Picture's so dark I can hardly see
I open up my machine and put in a DVD
So many movies to see

My screen is wide
VHS just died
The definition's high
VHS just died,
back in '95
My screen is wide
VHS just died
My screen is wide

When I saw 'The Beach'
The sound did reach
All thee way down the street
Cause the word's out that DVD is really hot,
But right now its all I got.

Some men came to my house yesterday
Now they are taking me far far away
I've been up since last saturday
But there's DVD's in cell block A

My screen is wide
VHS just died
The definition's high
VHS just died,
back in '95
My screen is wide
VHS just died
My screen is wide

when I'm on a binge
The nurse gives me a sringe
So I get to sleep at night
cause the word's out that the freaks here are such a fright
but I think I am all right my pants