Nothing gets this shirt to clean
No matter hard I try
Get this oil spill off my jeans
But I can't because it's dry
Well I know there's one detergent that
Will always work for me
I swear, I'll never change my mind
Because it always cleans

Dirt Stains
Tide kills
Grease Spots
Juice spills
Kiss dirt
Bye-bye
I cleaned my pants I cleaned my shirt I cleaned my tie

Things seem so much different now
Bacteria has died away
Ultra tide will do the job
No matter what they say
Well its a futuristic, modern soap
With no bleach or chlorine
Just put in only half a cup
And it gets your whole load clean


Dirt Stains
Tide kills
Grease Spots
Juice spills
Kiss dirt
Bye-bye
I cleaned my pants I cleaned my shirt I cleaned my tie


Dirt Stains
Tide kills
Grease Spots
Juice spills
Kiss dirt
Bye-bye
I cleaned my pants I cleaned my shirt I cleaned my tie