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Song Parodies -> "No TV Show"

Original Song Title:

"No Children"

Original Performer:

The Mountain Goats

Parody Song Title:

"No TV Show"

Parody Written by:

T.N. Bartovski

The Lyrics

This is Conan O'Brien singing to Jay Leno and Jeff Zucker right after he got canned.
I hope that your few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save you
I hope you come out with a fail-safe plot
To piss off the dumb few that forgave you

I hope the fences you mended
fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit

I hope it's already too late

And I hope the Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Real soon shuts down
And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
And I never come back to this town again in my life

I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good boss
and I hope you die
I hope you both die

I hope you cut yourself shaving tomorrow

I hope it bleeds all day long

Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises
We're pretty sure they're all wrong

I hope it stays dark forever
I hope the worst isn't over
And I hope he blink before do
And I hope I never get sober

And I hope when yo think of me years down the line
You can't find one good thing to say
And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out
You'd stay the hell out of my way

You are drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in a lovable hand

And I hope you die
I hope you both die.

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