-> "See, If It Were ME..."
Original Song Title:
"Shake That Bush Again"
Parody Song Title:
"See, If It Were ME..."
The Lyrics
If I was Hideki when
That guy had kidnapped Chii
I'm telling you right now,
I'd be off at breakneck speed.
My pants would be all wet
And I'd be running down the street
If I had a car, it would seem that
I came straight from Burnout 3!
Lookin' for that jerk
Who snatched her off the street
Hot under the collar now
And grindin' up my teeth
Shakin' when I wake up
All the nights I don't find Chii
My mind would go all one-tracked
All the stress I put on me
I now know that one thing
Matters most to me
(Wooooooo!)
That's to rescue Chii!
(Wooooooo!)
That's to rescue Chii!
Speedin' past the bookstore
Tryin' to find Chii
But I'm not being crazy
This is just if it were me
Oh do you need the proof
I mean, suspend your disbelief
'Cuz I would've known how much
That this girl would mean to me!
I'd have thought
it would've been Chii's end!
So I'd look like a detective
Get as much help as I can
I'd think Chii was tied up
Tortured every now and then
And you bet your bottom dollar
Here comes the nut again
Shake it baby
That Dragonfly dude,
Find his douse, where Chii was taken
Get to his house on the double before poor ol' Chii starts breakin'
The craziest decision but I know I've got to make it
Lord I know I'll get her back 'cuz I know I gotta make it!
If I was Hideki when
That guy had kidnapped Chii
I'm telling you right now,
I'd be off at breakneck speed.
Yes I gotta save my someone just for me
But that's just my opinion
The normal way sounds fine to me...
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