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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Retriever"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

Original Performer:

(The Monkies) Smashmouth

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Retriever"

Parody Written by:

S Williamson

The Lyrics

We have another version, but think this one works the best...
I thought play was something just for hairy tails;
Meant for some dog-else, but not for me;
And cats were out to get me, that's the way it seems,
Chasin' things, it haunts all my dreams.

And then they said "go fetch"
'Cuz I'm a retriever,
Gotta go catch,
Time after time.

I'm a dog...(woooooof)
Yes, I'm a retriever
I couldn't leave it if I tried.

Fetch is just a game, you know, of getting things,
The more I got, the more they threw, oh yeah.
What's the use of whining,
You'll never get your fame,
When I was a puppy I got trained...

Now I sniff their butts,
'Cuz I'm a retriever,
A golden like King Tut.
Commands in my mind,

I'm a dog (wooooof)
Yes, I'm a retriever, ya gotta believe yeah,
Fleas on the side.

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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 18

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