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Song Parodies -> "Deep Fried Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"This Time Of Year"

Original Performer:

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Parody Song Title:

"Deep Fried Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This is for Peter Andersson's ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge (Week 15) hosted once again by yours truly: Matthias! Happy Holidays Amirighters for this Christmas I'm giving you all a sequel to "Fried Marmoset" with a bit of a festive twist!
My shells, arrows and my gloves are spiked
The missiles blow when they're aimed to strike
There's a red glow inside my sights
From the sky I'll down these mutant deer

Not stupid that I muted Cupid
With my hunting gear
Deep fried reindeer
Are my favorite kinda deer
Now Santa Claus will serve me dinner!

Watch Dasher dash
As bullets fly
These elves I'll gnash
No silent night...

I'll snack on bucks baked into pies...
They're my grub when I deep fry reindeer

I'm fixin' Vixen in my kitchen
Chugged some Christmas beer
Deep fried reindeer
Are my favorite kinda deer
That goner Donner's in my choppers!

(Insturmental Break)

Let's slice some rear!
Won't vomit, Comet's in my omlete
Now my napkin's smeared!
Deep fried reindeer
Think I'm henious and quite weird
Cause Prancer's plastered on my platter!

I've snapped, It's true!
When Dancer's chewed
And I'm offending even Scrooge!
Since Rudolph's cookin' I'mma douche!
Blasted from my roof for fried reindeer!

My mission's now to mix in Blitzen!
Keep my skyline clear!
I'll slide this spear
In the greatest flyin' deer!
Since I've gone nuts I've scared off carolers!

This Easter I will feast on creatures!
With huge fuzzy ears!
This time of year
Try my famous fried reindeer!
Till PETA has me tarred and feathered!

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Onslaught - December 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I don’t know if it’s art, but it is delicious. 5s
Peter Andersson - December 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Some great internal rhymes here - Now Santa has to stay out of both North Korean and Floridian airspace.
I Love Mary Krismass - December 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Pretty well done feast. You know people like the Laplanders, Finns, Swedes, Norwegians, Russkies, Eskimo do eat reindeer meat. I've never tasted it but I like venison and I've eaten elk too. Just don't let your grandma get run over by a reindeer. Merry Christmas.
Claude Prez - December 10, 2017 - Report this comment
This was lots of fun -- really liked what you did with the reindeer names in the choruses, especially the vomit/ Comet/ omelet one. Great stuff!
Jeff Reuben - January 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Some great rhyme schemes in this one. Stupid/cupid/muted along with the one Claude mentioned. Kind of kept Halloween along a little longer :)

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