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Song Parodies -> "Once and See the Cougar"

Original Song Title:

"Once And Never Again"

Original Performer:

The Long Blondes

Parody Song Title:

"Once and See the Cougar"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

19 you're only 19 for God's sake,
Oh, you don't need a panther.
19 you're only 19 for God's sake,
Oh, you don't need a panther.
Look what he's made you do to your tail again,
He said he'd come round but he's gone out with his brothers,
And I know how it feels to be your age
And feel the world is caving in.
Another drama by the leaping tonight,
You said you'd see yourself whilst washing up the jungle,
Another week off school won't do you any good,
And I know how it feels to be your age.
19. you're only 19 for God's sake,
Oh, you don't need a panther.
19. you're only 19 for God's sake,
Oh, you don't need a panther.
Come back with me, and find out what you really want,
Come home with me you'll only have to do it once,
'cause I know what it feels like to be your age,
You only have to do it once,
And see the cougar.
Another drama by the jungle tonight,
You said you'd cut yourself whilst washing up the jungle,
Another week off school won't do you any good,
And I know how it feels to be your age.
You know I'm not so young,
I spend an hour getting ready every day,
And still I end up looking more or less the same,
But I could show you,
A thing or two.
Oh, I could show you how to roar,
Yes I could show you to see you,
And I would roar for now for you,
'Cause I know how it feels.
I know how it feels to be your age,
I know how it feels to be your age,
Oh, how I'd love to feel a cougar your age,
Your age,
Once and see the cougar!

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