-> "The Little Vegetarian"
Original Song Title:
"Part of your World"
Parody Song Title:
"The Little Vegetarian"
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A butcher’s shop
A place of meat
But from this place I have to retreat
Wouldn't you think I'm a girl
Who can eat anything?
A dazzling place
Filled with raw meat
Wouldn’t you think I’d have something to eat.
Looking around here you think
They’ve got everything
They have filets and sirloins a-plenty
They got ground beef and sausage galore
You want pork ribs?
They come in twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I need meat.
I wanna eat what most people eat
I wanna smell, want to smell a roast beef
Cooking so fine on a - what do you call 'it?
Oh - rack!
Eatin' veggies, mostly from a jar
Meat is required for iron, protein
Stopping early aging with - what's that word again?
Some eat it raw, some eat it fried
Some eat it with a rice dish beside
I’ll be complete – If I could eat
Part of your meat
What would I give if I could eat not only tofu?
What would I pay to spend a day without the soy?
Bet'cha with meat, they don’t need wheat
Bet they don't even need their farmers
Bright young women, sick of pickin’
The grains for bread
I'm ready to shop in a butcher’s shop
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's pastrami and why is it - what's the word?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to stuff my face with rock dove?
No more vegan
A tiger within
(To a butcher)
I’ll take some beef
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