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Song Parodies -> "She's Impaired"

Original Song Title:

"Be Prepared"

Original Performer:

The Lion King

Parody Song Title:

"She's Impaired"

Parody Written by:

Wolverine33

The Lyrics

Spoken : I never thought how easy it hit you ,
gave you an unspeakable pain.
But maybe they were seeking for a direction ,
of a mind , that's insipid and lame.

Doctor : I know that your power was detentioned ,
was as wet as your moronic whine.
But stick up to par...no exception!
Try words we all can define.
It's clear from the aching impression ,
the tight bolts are all gone unbeared.
But you have amnes and concussions ,
even you won't be caught breathing air.
So prepare , you won't dance , all your lifetime ,
be prepared to co-star with Tom Cruise.

A binding amnesia , is crippling in ya.
Parent : But can't you teach her?
It's better you beat her.
I know it's unsorted , but your state is morbid ,
it's too past you'll recover so soon.
There's more justice , getting Frosties in hell...
she's impaired!

Hispanic Friend : Yea she's impaired , we know she's impaired...
from what?
Doctor : From an oncoming train!
Hispanic Friend : What is she sick?
Doctor : No fool , it's her cranium...and kidneys too.
Parent : Great relief , there's no disease.
All : No di-se-ase! La la la la la la!
Doctor : Idiots, there is a disease!
Hispanic Friend : Hey but you said-a?
Doctor : Mind disease!!! Dystrophy! And she'll never sit up straight
again!
Parent : Yea!!! She's alright , it's just dystrophy.
All : Just dystrophy! Just dystophy! Hee hee hee hee!
There's no chance , her brain's disconnected ,
dystrophy has unsolved the cure.
Doctor : Of course , with pro quo's , there's exception ,
if you make donations unafford.
The medicine out there are disguises ,
so I am your only strategy.
The point that I'm trying to exercise is......
SHE WON'T GET TO LIVE WITHOUT A FEE!!!

She's impaired , there's no compensatory ,
she's impaired , like the movie ''I Am Sam''.
repetitious scanning ,
no memory spanning ,
blockading files ,
of human expiles.
Her brain cells refuted ,
unsuited , disputed ,
her system breakdown like a dam!
Yes it's seen that she won't stand a prayer ,
she's impaired!
Yes it's seen that she won't stand a prayer ,
she's impaired!

Doctor : HA Ha Ha ha ha ha ha!










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