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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Felony"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Brightside"

Original Performer:

The Killers

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Felony"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm comin' outta the cage
'Cause I've been doin' some time
Gotta gotta stay down 'cause i'm a fugitive
It started out with a bank, why did I rob that bank?
It was only some cash, it was only some cash
Now they're sending a search, and I'm calling a cab
The driver's having a smoke, and I'm dressed up in drag
Now I'm shooting his head, and I'm running away
I'm stealing someone's Mo-Ped and I run over some

Fat dude
He yells things that are foul, and rude
I gotta go!
'Cause I just can't stay, they're chasing me
And I'm on parole

Piracy, lude acts not meant to be seen,
Theft, fraud, and the drugs I buy
Resulting in jail time
But that's just the price I pay
10 years, 3 months, and 5 days
I must escape and be free
'Cause I'm Mr. Felony

(repeat verse 1)

(repeat bridge)

(repeat chorus)

I never.......
No never......
I never......
Want to go............

(in tune with final three notes)
Back to jail

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