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Song Parodies -> "All These Things That I've Done"

Original Song Title:

"All These Things That I've Done"

Original Performer:

The Killers

Parody Song Title:

"All These Things That I've Done"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

when you accomplish so much
you cant be beat or be touched
all ive done
if you can keep up
oh you cant keep up
with me

the best at stand up, the best at Uno
played every role in the movie Juno
i always shine on in the dark and dusk
100 time employee of the month at toys r us

conquer all headaches, i cause all heart ache
survived drowning from andrea yates
ive done everything you could ever know
im the best thing to perfection oh oh oh oh

check me out
yeah you know you gotta check me out
i built every euclid geometric figure
so just come and check me out yeah

use axiomatic very well
my hyperbolic plane will tell
topped nobles in the odyssey
won a poker match against Jennifer Tilly

repeat chorus
ohhh i have portrayed krusty the clown
yeah took over imperial crown
yeah bit and abused chris brown

..i capture souls and i capture soldiers
my recipe cured eating disorders
i had kids with miss Amy Poehler
give mutual help inside my hideout
missed appointments with Dr.Goode now
i did print without any toner
dunked in the grill of Dwight Howard
can cut grass without any mower


you know you gotta check me out
II won in mortal kombat with worlds worst dictators
you know you gotta check me out
yeah i shot the alamo down
yeah i shot the lusitania down
yeah out modeled kate moss the catwalk queen
and i shot the titanic down

ive done Kate Beckinsale's job, slaying the lycans
my big Ego is number one
with all these things that ive done
all things things that ive outshuned
i can teach smarts ones
to read this dumb song


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joe - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Anything trashing a Killers song is fine in my book...even though I didn't get all of the lines, this was pretty damned funny and smart to boot.
white trash - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
what lines did you not get ill see if i can make them more clear

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