-> "Al Gore Has Told Me (Global Warming)"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody Told Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Al Gore Has Told Me (Global Warming)"
The icebergs have melt and the globe has changed
Cars got the axe and now boats don’t seem so strange
I’m soaked in my sweat, Due to UV rays
Now penguins are ghosts, no longer exist
Ice caps are toast and we must learn to swim
The deserts aren’t dry cause of glacier mist
It’s sad the oceans have rose and ice is missed
We must speak out, we must speak out, “Go Green!”
Never knew my body spray can makes the sky unclean
But Al Gore has warned me
That we’re at the Earth’s end
And we cannot pretend
We’re are all fine and we can survive here
We’re not existential
He’s so influential
Crazy? The whole planet is so screwed
Where’s our next home? Let’s go check out Neptune
Rainforests are mowed and monkeys are pissed
It’s sad tropics have snow the climates have switched
Green has gone brown, Green has gone brown, Plants died!
Now it’s not safe to set your foot down anywhere outside!
It’s this Global Warming!
That f*cked up our planet!
The grass is now granite!
This place has gotten scary, won’t last here!
We’ve got the credentials
Rain’s gushing and gushing on down
Sell your Hummer please! (Puh-Leeze!)
We can’t drain these seven seas! (Geeze!)
Cause we must go green now! (Rain is reigning)
Or else the world’s gonna fry!
Cause Al Gore has warned me
The Earth is now too wet!
And we are all upset!
We killed off the canaries we had here
It’s so monumental
And not accidental
Keep flushing and flushing it down
This darn Global Warming!
Means death to the humans!
Like MAD’s Alfred Newman
We all asked, “What me worry?” now we fear
Our land’s fundamental
Now it’s temperamental
It’s squashing and squashing us out!
Al Gore has warned me!
About rising oceans!
It caused a commotion!
The world is one big scary disaster!
We’re splashing and splashing around!
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