I just got Santa's notice
When the elves gave me the note
I won't be needed this December
I got drunk and crashed his boat
This news makes me nervous
Then I see an open door
Hold the line, clear the air
An error!

This says Rudolph, but I am Prancer
My nose is normal
His nose is red
And on my name tag you will find the answer
This says Rudolph, but I am Prancer

With all respect you've made a boo boo
You'd better clear this up with Nick
Or the result could be attrocious
You know it's got
me feeling sick

Despite my stirred emotions
You are mistaken, that I know
So goodbye, make this right
And get Rudolph let go

This says Rudolph, but I am Prancer
My nose is normal
His nose is red
And on my name tag you will find the answer
This says Rudolph, but I am Prancer

Well your eyesight can't be right
Coz you've gone and made this blight
Because this mesage I'm receiving
Ain't meant for me so I'm not leaving

It says Rudolph, but I am Prancer
My nose is normal
His nose is red
And on my name tag you will find the answer
...
You friggin' elves are slow

This says Rudolph, but I am Prancer
My nose is normal
His nose is red
And on my name tag you will find the answer
This says Rudolph, I'm god damn Prancer

This says Rudolph, I'm god damn Prancer
This says Rudolph, I'm god damn Prancer