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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Bitewing"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Brightside"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Killers

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Bitewing"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

I'm laying back in the chair
And contemplating my pain
Gotta gotta not swear
Gotta spit in the drain
It started out with a twinge
How did it end up like this
It was only a twinge, it was only a twinge
Now, I'm clenching my fists
And he's calling his nurse
As she's prepping his drill
And it only gets worse
As it's sounding so shrill
Now, she hands him a syringe
And it looks like a spike
And he's shoving it in
Like he's plugging a dike
Now, can I go?

I just can't look, it's killing me
And making me ill
Agony, drilling down relentlessly
Reassurance, full of lies
My life a-flash before my eyes
But it's just the price I pay
Mengele is calling out,
"Open up your aching mouth,
'Cause I'm Mr. Bitewing"

I thought I'd conquered the beast
But boy, oh boy, was I fooled
So I called for a priest
While he reached for his tools
Now, I'm starting to pray
As he fastens the clamp
Now, he's chipping away, now, he's chipping away
And my t-shirt gets damp
As he tightens his grip
On his tool of death
But it's starting to slip
And I'm fighting for breath
As the particles fly
And my tooth falls apart
Now, I'm starting to cry
And I'm stifling a fart
Now, can I go?

I just can't look, it's killing me
And making me ill
Cruelty, filling me with misery
Reassurance, full of lies
My life a-flash before my eyes
But it's just the price I pay
Mengele is calling out,
"Open up your aching mouth,
'Cause I'm Mr. Bitewing"

I never

I never

I never

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Mark Scotti - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Bitingly funny!!! Great on, Leo!! You're right, great minds think alike!!!

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