Song Parodies -> Addiction

Original Song Title:	"Mr. Brightside"
Original Performer:	The Killers

Parody Song Title:	"Addiction"
Parody Written by:	Joey Dearing

I dedicate this parody to all the guys who haven't yet broken the spell of internet porn. I sympathize.

I'm coming out, I'm ashamed
'Cause I've been wasting my time
I got a credit card
Because I want it all
It started out with some pics
How did it end up like this
It was just a few pics, now it's video chicks
Now he's calling her 'slut'
'Cause she's screwing her dad
And she sucks til she chokes
And it's making her gag
Now they're going to bed
Man, these people are sick
Thinking with the wrong head
But she's touching his - chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, I'm gonna blow

And I have to look, its thrilling me
And taking control
Pornography, jacking off to what I see
Covering it up with lies
Choking on my alibis
But it's just the price I pay
My church keeps on calling me
Please gouge out my evil eyes
'Cause I like the porn sites

I'm really really ashamed
Of how I've wasted my time
Maxed out my credit card
Because I want it all
It started out with some pics
How did it end up like this
Thought I just liked the chicks, now I'm liking the dicks
Now he's calling her 'slut'
'Cause she's still on the rag
And she sucks til she chokes
And it's making her gag
Now they're going to bed
Man, these people are sick
Thinking with the wrong head
But she's touching his - chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, I'm gonna blow

'Cause I want to look, its killing me
And taking control
Pornography, masturbate to what I see
Covering it up with lies
Choking on my alibis
But I'm gonna stop today
Abstinence is calling me
Please gouge out my evil eyes
'Cause I miss the porn sites

I'll never...
I'll never...
I'll never...
I'll never...

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Allicat - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment

Hi! 555, i loved it. Allicat loves Brandon Flowers.

David - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment

hey. Man you have some talent... shows you can find Christians with a good sense of humour. Your Closer parody was fantastic by the way, your version was very clever, and it helps that I love the original and Nine Inch Nails.

Hardcore Republican - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

I am so ashamed that I wasted my vote on a piece of crap like george warmonger bush. It is clear that the last three presidents produced by the republican party were nothing more then corrupt puppets who only represented the interests of the rich and elite of this country. There is a very special dark place in hell for these people who have manipulated the stupidity and one dimensional voting habits of the religeous right wing of this nation. The religious right wing of this nation should be ashamed. They will vote for any worthless idiot who claims to be against abortion. You people are anything but conservative and you do not represent the interests of the average typical American voter. Bush pimped the presidency and the the republican party has turned Congress and the Senate into an auction house for sale to the highest bidder in the corporate business community. Bush, Cheney and all of their republican suporters have a lot of innocent blood on their hands as they are responsible for the murder of our sons and daughters in illegal unconstitutional wasteful military actions that have nothing to do with protecting our nation. I'll never make the mistake of voting republican again. Thanks for the memories GOP.

Joey Dearing - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment

Hardcore Republican, I don't know what your comment has to do with the above song, but while we're on the subject, I no longer support or trust Bush. But you're fooling yourself if you think the democrat party is any better. Members of BOTH parties are part of the global satanic conspiracy. BOTH parties work towards the same general goal.

Megaman - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment

uh.....well...i liked the song! masturbate to what i see....hahahhaa good work

Andrew D. Lacroix - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Joey Dearing, you're an inspiration to every Christian. I try to stay as close as possible and at least with your parodies of popular songs that helps. Congrats onmore parodies and may He bless you.

Agrimorfee - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Nasty stuff...but you ruined the rotten song quite well. 555

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Song Parodies -> Addiction

"Mr. Brightside"

The Killers

"Addiction"

Joey Dearing

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