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Song Parodies -> "Bad Luck Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Brightside"

Original Performer:

The Killers

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Luck Guy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

none of this is true
I'm coming out of my house
and I'm not doing fine
I keep bumping into things and I always fall
i got hit by a car and that left more than a scar
it left more than a scar it left more than a scar
my dog is put to sleep my life is sad
i get burned in smoke now i'm really mad
then i get hit on the head and i always get sick
wish i was dead but my life isn't the best now
my life was like this since i was a kid now
make me croak

because I usually bleed it's killing me
and I look like a dork

pain every single day then I get thrown in the sea
why can't i die always choking on my food ,why
is my life this way getting hurt everyday
i get poked in the eye because i'm a bad luck guy


just kill me
just kill me
just kill me
just kill me

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Yet Another Dutchman - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
433. Good concept, and good handling of the original lines, but it's quite depressing. It could have used a few more slapstick lines to make it more... well, slapstick. Misery is hilarious ONLY when it's so over the top it can't be true. Not bad, though.
Nicky - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
It probably has good handling of the original lines because i've heard the original about 10,000 times
Allicat - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome!!!!!!! I rate it a 5 for how funny... I'm not going to take off any points because it's depressing. I like depressing things. I write depressing parodies about people dying (but I never submit them) and I'm depressing because I'm crazy. But that's not depressing, being crazy. I'm not depressed. I make people depressed. No... I don't, not really. Whatever.
Nicky - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
i'm crazy too!! (runs around screaming like a deranged lunatic)
Allicat - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah...... not even I've made anything THIS depressing

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