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Song Parodies -> "I Always Use My American Express"

Original Song Title:

"Every Day I Love You Less And Less"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Kaiser Chiefs

Parody Song Title:

"I Always Use My American Express"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

I always use American Express
even if I do have money left
it make me a little less depressed
thinking of the rewards I could get
just using my American Express
I could get this lovely travel chest
just love my American Express
their reward system is the best

oh yes oh yes

I wish I had those headphone
robots that work from a remote control
I guess the points will be added on my bill

there's even enough for a lovely meal
this card is just so priceless
you can even take a guest this is the best

oh, and this food lovely
oh, and tonight it is on me
I always use American Express
filling in the form takes two secs
I need it, my wife has seen a lovely dress
I am paying with American Express
I think they'll take it at M and S

I always use American Express
and it will be alright I guess
to use my American Express

oh yes oh yes

I wish I had those headphones
robots that work from a remote control
I guess the points will be added on my bill

there's even enough for a lovely meal
this card is just so priceless
you can even take a guest this is the best

oh, and this food lovely
oh, and tonight it is on me
oh, I keep my card on me
oh, I'll call the taxi

oh, and this food lovely
oh, and tonight it is on me
oh, I keep my card on me
oh, I'll call the taxi

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Patrick - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
All I can think of is the commercial "They Don't Take American Express". Most of the places I know don't take Discover, either. Had one of those for over 20 years, never used it.

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