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Song Parodies -> "Everyday, I'm Munching Less and Less"

Original Song Title:

"Everyday, I Love You Less and Less"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Kaiser Chiefs

Parody Song Title:

"Everyday, I'm Munching Less and Less"

Parody Written by:

Steven McGregor

The Lyrics

Well, here it is, my long-unawaited second parody. =P

This spoof is inspired by my best friend's 'patented' diet of starving himself thin and the overwhelming cravings he has to endure when under it. Credit to him and, of course, the Chiefs. =)
*instrumental intro*

Everyday, I'm munching less and less
The food I eat is making me obsess
Diets are flaunted all across the press
So everyday, I'm munching less and less

And everyday, I'm munching less and less
I must have an appealing flattened chest
The doctor must force-feed me pills to rest
'cos everyday, I'm munching less and less and less

But yes, I know, I'm merely skin and bone
I'm sick, I'm tired and slimmer than a pole
Oh yes, I feel like scoffing a cheese wheel
I've got to know how long 'til my next meal
Oh yes, I'm stressed, need something to digest
Ingest hen breast from M&S

And ohhhh-oh, and my parents worry (Bananananananas!)
Ohhhh-oh, and my girlfriend worries
Ohhhhhhh (Banananananananananananananananas!)

Everyday, I'm munching less and less
My, Marks and Spencers' ads are full of sex!
It makes me sick to think of salad, dressed
Since everyday, I'm munching less and less

And everyday, I'm munching less and less
This yearning to be more thin, I detest
And everybody says I look a mess
'cos everyday, I'm munching less and less and less

But yes, I know, I'm merely skin and bone
I'm sick, I'm tired and slimmer than a pole
Oh yes, I feel like scoffing a cheese wheel
I've got to know how long 'til my next meal
Oh yes, I'm stressed, need something to digest
Ingest hen breast from M&S

And ohhhh-oh, and my parents worry (Bananananananas!)
Ohhhh-oh, and my girlfriend worries, ohhhhhh
Ohhhh-oh, they force food upon me! (Bananananananas!)
Ohhhh-oh, spam, cream puffs and curry
Ohhhhhhh (Banananananananananananananananas!)

*instrumental*

And ohhhh-ohhhh, and my parents worry (Bananananananas!)
Ohhhh-oh, and my girlfriend worries, ohhhhhh
Ohhhh-oh, they force food upon me! (Bananananananas!)
Ohhhh-oh, spam, cream puffs and curry
Ohhhhhhh (Banananananananananananananananas!)
Thanks for taking the time to read and happy face-stuffing. =)

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