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Song Parodies -> "We Will Make The Fatty Pay"

Original Song Title:

"Save It For A Rainy Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Jayhawks

Parody Song Title:

"We Will Make The Fatty Pay"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This parody is based off of Dragon Quest 8 and is about Princess Medea, as well as that selfish self-centered Prince Charmles(who is actually engaged to her), Prince Charmles is the "Fatty" that I'm refering to in this parody(he's very fat). It's bad enough that she and her father are cursed, but the fact that she's engaged to that jerk is like pouring salt into an open wound.
Gentle loving princess...
this curse is a big mess...
can't dispute the damage
on this day that you're not blessed...

Looking like a grey mare*...
walking through the kingdom...
fatty that you'll marry
more like the jerk that never cares...

(So blue....)
don't look so blue, Medea
(there's alittle....)
there's alittle plan to lay**
(....lay)
(so blue....)
don't look so blue, Medea
(ooh....)
we will make the fatty pay
time to make the fatty pay...
let's go make the fatty pay...

He never tried to thank us...***
for helping with his dumb hunt...
went among the Argons
when will we get to take him home...?

Feeding him a strange stew...****
we're laughing as his bowels move...
he pooped outside the hunter's restroom
near the lake...

(So blue....)
don't look so blue, Medea
(there's alittle....)
there's alittle plan to lay**
(....lay)
(so blue....)
don't look so blue, Medea
(ooh....)
we will make the fatty pay
time to make the fatty pay...
let's go make the fatty pay...

(Solo while Charmles soils himself)

(So blue....)
don't look so blue, Medea
(there's alittle....)
there's alittle plan to lay**
(....lay)
(so blue....)
don't look so blue, Medea
(ooh....)
we will make the fatty pay
time to make the fatty pay...
let's go make the fatty pay...
time to make the fatty pay...
we will make the fatty pay...
*Medea's cursed form is a horse. **Lay = layout, like layout. ***You actually have to do Charmles's work in the hunting ground, fighting Argon lizards. ****I wished this happen in the game, it would serve him right.

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Tommy Turtle - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, DKTOG, but clever and well-written, so will return the confidence on pacing. High score: 555,555,555..... btw, if ya do too many footnotes, the Footnote Police will be on yer butt, trust me! (they got me lol :) :)
Stephen Harrington - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Tommy! And let them come, I don't care(they can't arrest me).
Larry Hensley - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Also unfamiliar with both, but very good parody anyway
Stephen Harrington - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Larry!

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