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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Sick Pedestrian"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Real American"

Original Performer:

The Immortal Hulk Hogan

Parody Song Title:

"I Am A Sick Pedestrian"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

right now i am doin any song and im going on kazaa and doing songs that arent typically parodied or however you spell it but im trying to make the 25 and more list so i can retire the Ghetto John name and do a new one , and just as a note ive got nothing against the elderly , peace "Ghetto John"
i am a sick pedestrian
endanger the lives of everyman
i am a sick pedestrian
dont know whats right
ive got no life

VeRsE 1:
when you come speeding down I - 95
youll see me standing there im barely alive
when i cross the street drivers have to swerve
screamin out there cars , " MAN YOU GOT NERVE! "


vErSe 2:
well im not strong but i wrote this song
and i dont stay awake for very long
i am on social security
they pay all the bills and medicine is free



when i cross the street drivers have to swerve
screaming out there cars " MAN YOU GOT NERVE! "


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 21

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Hulk Hogan - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
What ya' gonna do brother!
Brian - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Whatcha gonna do, when the Hulkster runs out in front of your car, brother?

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