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Song Parodies -> "Worried That I'm Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Worried About Ray"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Hoosiers

Parody Song Title:

"Worried That I'm Gay"

Parody Written by:

Jamie Walker - Owen

The Lyrics

This little parody just popped into my head immediately when Ben played the song this evening..
The truth be told, the truth be told
I really want a cock to hold, a cock to hold
I’m starting to worry that I’m gay

The truth be told, the truth be told
I really want a cock to hold, a cock to hold
I’m seriously worried that I’m gay

They say, ultra strong’s can’t fail you
With lube it won’t hurt you at all
They say, ultra strong’s can’t fail you
With lube it won’t hurt you at all

The truth be told, the truth be told
I’m quite a fairy as it goes, as it goes
I’m starting to worry that I’m gay

The truth be told, the truth be told
I’m quite a fairy as it goes, as it goes
I’m painfully so worried that I’m gay

They say, ultra strong’s can’t fail you
With lube it won’t hurt you at all
They say, ultra strong’s can’t fail you
With lube it won’t hurt you at all
No!

They say, ultra strong’s can’t fail you
With lube it won’t hurt you at all
They say, ultra strong’s can’t fail you
With lube it won’t hurt you at all

The Ultra Strong’s can’t fail you, the Ultra Strong’s can’t fail you, oh
The Ultra Strong’s can’t fail you, the Ultra Strong’s can’t fail you, oh

The truth be told, the truth be told
I really want a cock to hold, a cock to hold
I’m so tired, of denying, that I’m gay.
Copyright - LazyDay Productions (2007)

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TW - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Where was the gay voice on this one?
The Gay Voice - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I generally don't read parodies that are a complete waste of space, parodies that are incoherent, or parodies by Looney Tune characters like this one. It's hard to get offended by crap. Your parody that you are referencing was offensive, this one's just stupid.
Alex J - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
And I thought i would be first to do hoosiers parody! You picked a difficult song to get right and I'd say there's nothing really offensive behind these lyrics. They're more descriptive than judgemental. How knee-jerk was the gay voice eh?
unKnownVoter - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Neither your lyrics or desire are offensive.
Jess - July 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Hehe. I like this. :) the gay voice is being way pedantic. Nothing offensive in the lyrics, so find something to do , gay voice.

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