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Song Parodies -> "Dodging Those Snowballs You Throw"

Original Song Title:

"Hate To Say I Told You So"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Hives

Parody Song Title:

"Dodging Those Snowballs You Throw"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Song # 9 of the 12 Parodies of Christmas... Time to duck and cover!
We're on the hunt
With our hands filled with snow
Pounce like a tiga'

Hear you roar as you're hit
By some more
All throughout winta'

Chuck 'em and heave
As you leap behind trees
Fast as a ninja

Gonna go scrap the sled
And toss snowballs instead
Hope you're not injura'd

Dodging those snowballs you throw, Just hide!
Throw one!
We're out fighting in the snow
When snow comes down the ice flew
Smack a skull or two

For fun don't need a yacht
In the blizzard we fought
Blocked my attackas

Cause I... Can't... figure skate
Snow's gonna smack ya

Throw in... gravel... and slate
Hurts when it's packed up

Dodging those snowballs you throw, Let's fight!
Throw one!
Got to duck and cover bro!

Wearing our fleece
So we all will not freeze
It's not a sauna

Gonna hit your soft spots
As I'm making you plotz
Till whopped by Donna

Crap!!!

Don't want sun just snow and ice
Hear my warrior yell
"Come Taste My Thunda!"

It's life's spice you'll pay the price
When outside's nice and cold
Say screw the summa'
Oh, yeah!!!

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Matthias - December 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Oops! I accidentally switched up the original title slot and the parody name. That is obviously backwards... Dang it! Getting Chucky to fix it soon...

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