Song Parodies -> Will It Blend?
| Original Song Title: | "Main Offender" |
| Original Performer: | The Hives |
| Parody Song Title: | "Will It Blend?" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
"Will It Blend" if you're not familer with it is this sales pitch on Youtube involving this man who's trying to sell Blendtec blenders by stuffing as much random crap into one of his Blendtec blenders and see if it is possible to destroy (usually into a fine powder) whatever kind of stuff he shoves in there.
Now will it blend?
I ask the cro-o-o-owd
You’ll be amazed by stuff that won’t last
Just sit there and observe as I chop up sea bass
Buy it today!
All over to-o-own!
Appliance I praise, Weird things I destroy
With a sales pitch online is how I am employed
See my display!
This is my
Blendtec Blender
This is what you want and it’s got me boasting
WATCH this!
Now will it blend?
Let us find out!
As long as I’m ensured it’s on Youtube
I’ll toss in a can of pop and chicken to smoosh
I need a mop!
Now will it blend?
Blade swirls aro-o-ound
Took a crowbar and I shoved it down
And then I hit the button to watch sparks fly o-o-out
Don’t breath the smoke!
This is my
Blendtec Blender
This blender’s so hot when the blade is spinning
Buy now!
Now will it blend?!
I ask the cro-o-o-owd
You’ll be amazed by stuff that won’t last
Just sit there and observe as I chop up sea bass
Buy it today!
All over to-o-own!
Appliance I praise, Weird things I destroy
With a sales pitch online is how I am employed
See my display!
This is my
Blendtec Blender
This is what you want and it’s got me boasting
WATCH this!
Now will it blend?
Let us find out!
As long as I’m ensured it’s on Youtube
I’ll toss in a can of pop and chicken to smoosh
I need a mop!
Now will it blend?
Blade swirls aro-o-ound
Took a crowbar and I shoved it down
And then I hit the button to watch sparks fly o-o-out
Don’t breath the smoke!
This is my
Blendtec Blender
This blender’s so hot when the blade is spinning
Buy now!
Now will it blend?!
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DKTOS, but great tribute to one of the most innovative sales pitches on YouTube!
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