Well, is it true what they say about it
You wanna fund a fundraiser, I doubt it
And Homer Simpson has a lot to say about it
Yeah, I know

I got some people running the runway
I got some idiots running the freeway
And then some people say there's no way
Hell, I know

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It's a charity walk
It's for a good cause
See those sponsors sign their name on the fund
See those idiots walk
It's a charity walk
See you'll never get my name on that damned ballot
They say this is charity to help orphans get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie

Well, it's to raise money for the little children
You gotta run, you gotta fun and inhale it
I announce I wanna do something about it
Ain't it fair

I got some people running the runway
I got some idiots running the freeway
And then some people
Ain't it fair

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I got a sneaking suspicion
That charity wasn't their mission
The mayor's the one doing the collecting
It ain't true

If you are truly an intelligent person
Dignified and down to earth sort of person
Then you won't bother to fund this charity
Cause little do you know, the money goes to me

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