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Song Parodies -> "Love To Say I Poked You So"

Original Song Title:

"Hate To Say I Told You So"

Original Performer:

The Hives

Parody Song Title:

"Love To Say I Poked You So"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Poke what I want cause I can and if I don't
because I wanna, be deplored by the rich and those poor
because I'm gonna.
Poke and poke on cause I give not receive
because I wanna, gonna poke through your head with the index finger
because I'm gonna.

Love to say I poked you so. Oh Yeah!
I do believe I poked you so.
Now I poke on and you knew cause I wanted to.
Turn my back on the cat whose resisting the poke - because I'm gonna.
I need for me to poke - because I wanna.
I need two, three and more pokes - because I'm gonna.
Love to say I poked you so. Oh yeah!
Yes I believe I poked you so.

Poke what I please gonna spread the "owees"
because I wanna gonna call all the shots for poke "No"s and poke "Not"s
because I wanna.
Poke me once I'll poke you twice cause what I poke I'll tell
because I wanna.
Poke ten times and lots of ice won't heal my victim now
because I wanna, oh yeah?
Note: The Hives "Hate to Say I Told You So" belongs to them. I DO NOT OWN the song and make no profit from it.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan C. - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hate to say this, but "Sorry, Charlie."
Jared Lerner - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you just ruined my favorite song of all time
Charlie - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry if I ruined this and I like the song too. That's why I made it.

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