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Song Parodies -> "The Clothes-free Faction"

Original Song Title:

"The Nosebleed Section"

Original Performer:

The Hilltop Hoods

Parody Song Title:

"The Clothes-free Faction"

The Lyrics

Love the original song, enjoy the odd nuddy run at a cricket match, why not combine the two?
For the streakers having fun,
Yeah, the clothes-free faction.

This is for you madmen starting to strip.
You streakers on a run, uncovered your kit.
Scratching at your crotch- suffer jock itch?
You'll doff clothes at ev-er-y pitch.

And you've a strong keenness, flaunting your penis,
A nuddy run genius, drunkards love freeness.
With no knickers, amid the crowd's snickers.
Dudes naked? Refund the tickets!

Behind poked out, buff for an even tan. (Nice butt!)
By now a flasher in the pan.
Just running through the fans,
Round and round cricket stands.

And they wear nothing, frightening all of us.
Cuz they're up here, stars and stripes on their a**.
Their outfit is well fitted cuz there's none, bro.
They're stripping off their clothes. I'm eating up their buns, yo.

You know they shock the crowd, and race around nude.
Those fellows love being streakers for a fun show.
You know they're starkers now, a naked-a** crew.
Those fellows love being streakers for a fun show.

They got tiptop phrases.
'A hole in one' is chased from golf aprons.
Nude runners here, a gimmick Gatorade wants.
Night times are spent in nudey gay clubs. Strip!
Buff as Britney's dates with Shady.
Ran through fifty states. Scared ladies.
Showed the town their bums. The neighbours,
Can't call this stuff glum behaviour.

This is a stunt Jack, fun-packed, laugh at their bumcracks.
Overweight, Ishmael calls them all humpbacks.
Unwrapped, brain wacked, they pack their birthday suits.
Boys and chicks that we claim are perverted coots.
Oy! They're all nuddy, in jail with their buddies.
Clothes are canned, teddy bare, they're Australian nutties.
As two do the tango, their t***ies start to jangle.
Kisses on the cheeks, those twin peaks near their a-hole.

You know they shock the crowd, and race around nude.
Those fellows love being streakers for a fun show.
You know they're starkers now, a naked-ass crew.
Those fellows love being streakers for a fun show.

People don't complain if streakers are chicks.
But it makes the stunt gross when uncovering d***s.
The club owners all hate these crazed guys' nudity bolt.
When they lose their attire- it's security's fault.
And the purity lost, they try to revive.
But Friday night footy with booty is just blighted.
When guys get down naked and take off,
Fans start spewing up their lunch- nauseation.
Ladies feel ill from tubby guys running,
Did not take all his pills, now he's off and it's funny.
Through the shops in the nuddy, the flashing wasn't planned.
Just one day they streaked through the footy stand.
The naked dames as they ran were as barmy as a Nazi tsar.
Why now, didn't you go start a party in the nuddy park?
With your mates, covered by a poncho.
Then strip off the lot and run around from the cops, oh!

You know they shock the crowd, and race around nude.
Those fellows love being streakers for a fun show.
You know they're starkers now, a naked-a** crew.
Those fellows love being streakers for a fun show.

Drop your gear, a lot like Cher,
Not for the running, guess it's just for the uproars.
(Ohhh no!)
You in the clothes-free faction.

You know they shock the crowd, and race around nude.
Those fellows love being streakers for a fun show.
You know they're starkers now, a naked-a** crew.
Those fellows love being streakers for a fun show.

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Ashkicksass - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I am a big fan of streakers!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but being a flasher in the pan sounds painful! Was my "A few of my favorite streaks" an inspiration for this? You commented on it some weeks back and I'm glad I could if so. :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ashkicksass, expect a nuddy run through your honeymoon as a belated wedding gift!
K1CHYD, I had some memory of a streaking parody when writing this one, but forgot who wrote it and to what tune. Looking back on it now, I stole your 'buns' and 'twin peaks' jokes, but I swear they fit into the rhyme scheme.

This song, along with Scribe and Joel Turner, are about the only decent antipodean rap to come out recently.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
That's ok, those puns sorta goes with the territory along with crack houses, grand canyon and the Pope during tantra... well, maybe not the last one. :-)
Ashkicksass - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Wahoo!
Charlie Decker - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) You've really bared your soul for us, Luke. Nicely done.
Agrimorfee - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) As you might expect, DKTOS, but still entertaining.
Adagio - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS good one.
Johnny D - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
"Ladies feel ill from tubby guys running,
Did not take all his pills, now he's off and it's funny."

LOL!
Guy - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-C) DKTOS but nonetheless it was still a funny read.
Melhi - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
C - The only sample I could find of the original was just the first minute of it. Definite improvement on that and a funny read all the way through.
Kristof Robertson - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, Luke...but I LURVE streaking parodies, and this flowed beautifully. 555
MysteryGoat - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS
Adam Eccleshall - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, and couldn't follow the midi past the first verse (no obvious vocal track :-( ), but definately very funny :-)
Jeff Reuben - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like the Commando-like theme =)

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