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Song Parodies -> "How To Shave A Lion"

Original Song Title:

"How To Save A Life"

Original Performer:

The Frays

Parody Song Title:

"How To Shave A Lion"

Parody Written by:

J Lucia-wright (jj)

The Lyrics

its a funny one to sing but the words to fit-trust me!

How To Shave a lion :

Step one you take some meat like beef or ox
you lay it down he starts to walk
He stares intensley right at you
You cross your legs you need the loo
Sudden jump back he tries to bite
As he goes left and you stay right
Beyond the teeth you see the mane
You begin to wonder why you came

CHORUS:
Where did I go wrong, I lost my nerve
Seconds before when I should have swerved
And I would have been fine despite the bite
Had I known how to shave a lion

Let him know your good with hair
Cause after all that’s why your there
Try encourage weekley rinse
import fresh antelope mince
read him to sleep with handy
……….poems by mahatma ghandi
And pray to God he’s hindu
And pray to God he’s hindu

CHORUS:
Where did I go wrong, I lost my nerve
Seconds before when I should have swerved
And I would have been fine despite the bite
Had I known how to shave a lion

And now he wakes you can rejoice
you don’t need tran-quilisers or a hoist
on the floor the hair you mowed
as you walk the lion follows
He will do one of two things
He will just lick your face and grin
Or bite of your arm and cause such pain
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

CHORUS:
Where did I go wrong, I lost my nerve
Seconds before when I should have swerved
And I would have been fine despite the bite
Had I known how to shave a lion

CHORUS:
Where did I go wrong, I lost my nerve
Seconds before when I should have swerved
And I would have been fine despite the bite
Had I known how to shave a lion




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